Innovative Mirecle34 Pumpkin Patch

For Treatment of Pumpkinitis and Other Out-of-Your-Gourd Cravings

By Chris Dunmire

After self-diagnosing myself with Pumpkinitis in October 2006, my positively, imaginatively fictitious company, Dunmire Labs, has followed through once again with a sure-cure for obsessively-obsessive pumpkin seekers going out of their gourds to satiate their pumpkin cravings. I present you the Mirecle34 Pumpkin Patch™.

As with the other ground-breaking release of the Creativity Patch in 2005, there's no good reason you can't have a slow, steady stream of orange pumpkin goodness delivered into your system through the Pumpkin Patch.

Try the Mirecle34 Pumpkin Patch™ today FREE and see for yourself how diVINE it is for treating Pumpkinitis and similar going out-of-your-gourd cravings.

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Download the Mirecle34 Pumpkin Patch Sample Kit
Patch and Wrapper Card (PDF 232KB)
The Pumpkin Patch Sample Kit includes one patch and one wrapper card to print and assemble.

If you're amused by the Pumpkin Patch, you've gotta
check out the original Mirecle Creativity Patch.

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