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Alexander Calder Editorial
Concept
— Chris
Dunmire, 2002
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Yahoo! Headlines
Humor Posted
May-31-2005
(Redtangles mine)
Okay, this is too good not to share. Glancing over
tonight's Yahoo! headlines just struck my funny bone. In
the same "In the News" teaser block were these
two headline stories:
"Long-secret source 'Deep Throat' unmasked."
"PETA company spy reveals her identity."
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I didn't read either story yet because I was overcome
by the coincidental humor. Imagine all the disappointed X-Files
fans finally learning that 'Deep Throat' was really a PETA
lady.
P.S. Because the Yahoo! headlines rotate quickly, I
snagged the screenshot below to prove I didn't make this up.
And of course, my twisted theory is the furthest from the
truth. The PETA lady is not 'Deep Throat'. •

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Yes,
You ARE Creative! Posted
May-30-2005
To Inspire Your Creativity
Are you one of those people who claim ‘not to have a creative bone in your
body?’ If so, you’re going to love this newsflash: Yes, you ARE creative!
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Project:
Collage Cubies Posted
May-29-2005
Tip of the tips.
Yesterday I posted the first
of a series of creativity tips I will be sharing on Creative
Slush.
These
tips arise
from my own experimentation in art,
writing, and other creative pursuits.
Creativity Tip #1 evolved from my recent
Collage Cubies project published on the Creativity Portal.
This tip is my own artistic
affirmation of sorts — a journalesque mirroring of successful
creative experimentation. After all, I wouldn't feel right
encouraging other people to try something that I
haven't tried myself with delightful results. <grin>
Tip #1: Do something radically DIFFERENT with your
FAVORITE form of art.
This is exactly
what I did with my current infatuation with
paper collage art. The
idea
of turning flat collage into 3D cubes happened during some
"idle brainstorming" one night as I wondered how I could make
the collage process more surprising and fun.
"Self,
how can I make collage art more surprising and fun?"
After
pondering the question for a few moments, the default creativity
mantra, "think
outside the box" popped into my head. Then, almost instantly,
something amazing happened. In mathematical terms, it went
something like this:
::: pondering :::
*POP*
"Think outside the box."
Box = Square
Square * 3d = Cube
Cube + Collage = Collage²
Collage² + Cute Name = Collage Cubie
Result: Collage Cubies — 3D Works of Art
When I have (what I think is) a good idea pacing around
in my head, it doesn't take long before I get busy manifesting
it.
It took about a week to implement my idea into a replicatable
project. Designing a sturdy box model
that could be folded into a cube after being collaged and decoupaged
on — and working out a satisfactory prototype of the Collage
Cubie I felt comfortable enough to promote as an art project
was definitely an application of 'doing something radically
different'
with my favorite artform.
And for the surprise... it's in there too. It occurs at the
very end of the project when the collage is finally folded
into a Cubie. You don't know what the final sculpture
will look like in 3D form when you are in the 'flat' collage
process. But when it all comes together, you can't help but
smile at the unpredictable results of your paper collage flowing
around the sides of the Cubie. You'll just have to give this
project a try and see it for yourself. I dare you.
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Creativity
Tip #1 Posted
May-28-2005
Do something radically different with your favorite
form of art.
One of the most certain ways to get
stuck in a creative rut is to keep doing the same ol' thing — the same way — every
time. Get out of the rut by introducing a new 'twist' to your
art projects. ...
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Inspiring
Folk Artists Posted
May-27-2005
Theme Week: Folk Art
To finish off folk art theme week, I want to say that American
Folk Art for Kids has
given me a deeper appreciation for the whole spectrum of folk
artistry — one that took me beyond the "formal
education"
of an art appreciation class. Again I say, don't be mislead
by the book title being geared towards kids. As a creative
adult who is a 'visual learner', this book kept me
engaged and entertained, and helped 'replenish
the well' for future inspiration.
Folk art
is just cool
Because of my personal
views on art and creativity, I'm drawn to folk art
for many reasons
— one being that it invites people from all ages, walks
of life,
and ability
to engage in a personal adventure of creative expression.
There will always be art snobs who will judge some
folk art as laughable junk, but their smug attitude will also
prevent them from becoming more insightful and appreciative
towards the underlying creative process taking place.
A snippet from my about page
sums it up nicely:
I
find inspiration everywhere — from the amazing works
of great masters to the humble hills constructed by ants. Pretty
things are nice; but I'm more interested in the process. What
happens to people when they express themselves 'freeatively'
through art, writing, and other creative outlets? Usually something
much more rewarding than the approval of critics.
And now, here's a few more inspirational Web sites providing
tangible examples of the folk art categories discussed in Richard
Panchyk's book:
Violette's Folk Art
Painting and Drawing
Violette turns old soccer balls into globes,
paints fun-loving art onto sides of vans, and has the
mission in
life to "inspire
people to embrace their creativity, and to love and honour
who they
are."
Stone
Menagerie Painted Rocks
Decorative Arts
Author / Artist Lin Wellford uses nature as her canvas to transform
ordinary
rocks and stones into painted animals, cottages, flowers, and plants.
Alexandromeda
Futuristic Arts
Found Art Objects and Scraps
An artist named Alexander who creates futuristic artworks from old computer scraps
and electronic parts. •
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Public
Folk Art Posted
May-26-2005
Theme Week: Folk Art
The final chapter of American
Folk Art for Kids, chapter seven, reveals one more type of folk art that
has
embedded
itself into our consciousness — mostly through subtle and not-so-subtle
advertising
use.
The signs, advertisements, and patriotic art that were
common over 100 years ago are now valued by collectors,
and also by
historians, for what they can tell us about our society. (p.
100)
This mostly commercial category of folk art includes product
designs, trade cards, signs and color advertising, cigar-store
indians,
building
signs,
tavern and inn signs, billboards, murals, frescoes, building
decorations, and patriotic items from the late 1800s and early
1900s. ...
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Found
Objects and Scraps Posted
May-25-2005
Theme Week: Folk Art
I find folk artists who recycle 'old scraps and discarded
junk' into works of art some of the most creatively imaginative
people. You've seen what they've done: gum wrapper
chains, clothespin chairs, Popsicle stick and bottle cap
art — to name a few. With these artists, found objects
are their medium and Duchamp is their muse. In chapter six Panchyk highlights some of the cool creations
that arise from found objects and scraps. What some consider
trash, folk artists consider treasure. On page 91 in particular,
the tin can robot gracing the front cover of American
Folk Art for Kids stands alive and erect — perhaps
a creation born out of a week of side dishes.
And then on page 92, a profile of Mr. Imagination (Gregory
Warmack) reveals the life of man who lives for scrap
art and thrives on "teaching kids how to use their imagination
by showing them that almost any 'trash' object can become an
integral part of a dazzling artwork." Mr. Imagination
was discovered by the art
world
in 1983 and is known for his bottle cap art.
One of my favorite activities in this book is found on page
96. The Button Collage Activity encourages the creative use
of at least 100 different sized, shaped, and colored buttons
to create
a
collage or 3D sculpture on a letter-sized piece of card stock.
Just think: what an awesome opportunity to use all of those
odd buttons you've collected over the years!
Online:
Mr.
Imagination
His found object art is featured in Chicago's House of Blues, Las Vegas's Mandalay
Bay
Hotel,
and Orlando's Hob. •
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Chiseled,
Carved, and Hammered Posted
May-22-2005
Theme Week: Folk Art
In chapter five Panchyk introduces us to "Wood and other raw
material that is carved, poked, chipped, etched, burned, or banged
until it becomes a work of art."
The essence of folk art is taking an ordinary object and
having the creativity and vision to transform it into a charming
piece of art. (p. 68, American
Folk Art for Kids)
Carved furniture, inlaid wood,
canes and walking sticks, gravestone art, decoys, tramp
art, whittling, carving, and cutting are all examples
of this category of folk art. And so are
models and miniatures, pyrography (woodburning),
scrimshaw, weather
vanes
and whirligigs,
games and toys, and Shaker arts and crafts. Utilitarian crafting is promoted throughout this
chapter — many of these folk art items
aren't made to just sit
on a
shelf. No, these crafts are made to be used, played with, and
enjoyed.
I'm reminded of a recent visit to the Cracker
Barrel, a country restaurant and store chain featuring all
sorts of handmade folk art items
like those mentioned above. In fact, before entering the store,
you can't miss the rooster weather vane balancing on the roof
and the front porch full of wooden rocking
chairs
hoping
to
accompany
you
home.
Once
inside,
nostalgic items
span wall to wall with old time toys, carved knick knacks,
quilts,
and
other folksy fun.
Last week my husband and I left the store
with two balsa wood airplanes that we eagerly rushed home to
assemble and toss around in our backyard. The planes were constructed
from simple die-cut pieces of the light wood, a
plastic propeller and wheels, and a rubber band. No batteries
required! The Cracker Barrel is certainly one place full of
chiseled, carved, and hammered folk art fun.
Online:
Cracker
Barrel Old Country Store
Country charm and folksy fun is what you'll find at the Cracker Barrel store.
From rocking chairs and quilts to carved toys and homemade gifts, you'll instantly
be
transported back in time. •
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Fabric
Sewn and Stitched Posted
May-21-2005
Theme Week: Folk Art
Every
fabric (and material) stitched in weaving, basket weaving,
knitting and crocheting, folk costumes,
lace,
embroidery
and needlepoint, hooked rugs,
samplers, and quilts is 'sown' into the folk art tapestry.
Chapter four of Panchyk's book highlights the history textile
art, with a primer on historical 'Plant to Basket' fiber picking
to manufacturing
methods today.
On the topic of rug hooking — I had the privilege of
corresponding with the amazing rug hooking artist Deanne Fitzpatrick
for
a rug
hooking feature on the Creativity Portal. Deanne's beautiful
fiber art rugs are in the permanent collections
of the Canadian Museum
of Civilization,
the Art Gallery of Nova Scotia, the
Nova Scotia Art Bank, and the Art Gallery of Newfoundland and
Labrador. She's one folk artist future generations will be
reading about in their art history books, I'm sure.
On her Web site, Deanne shares the background
history on how she became a rug hooking artist, and showcases
her talented work (as well as patterns and related items to
the craft) on the site. By the way, she's also authored a book
on rug hooking, which I'm honored to have an autographed
copy. Now I just have to find my way to Canada to experience
her hooked rug collection in real life, and I'll be all set.
Online:
Hooking
Rugs by Deanne Fitzpatrick
Deanne's site features a beautiful gallery
of finished rugs, patterns, templates, hooking instructions, and an extensive
FAQ section on how to hook rugs. •
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Symbols,
Shapes & Natural Wonders Posted
May-20-2005
Theme Week: Folk Art
Yesterday I
shared my appreciation for learning a little history about
the hex sign mentioned in Richard Panchyk's book American
Folk Art for Kids. He noted that hex signs used in
decorative arts often included symbols such as stars and rosettes
that "have been used by people for thousands of years
and have religious significance."
Today I want to step outside of Panchyk's book and share a
'coincidental' experience I had yesterday regarding some of
these religious symbols that are still very much in use today.
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The
Decorative Arts Posted
May-19-2005
Theme Week: Folk Art
The world is full of ordinary and practical
objects. A folk artist takes these plain objects and makes
them beautiful by
decorating them with designs that celebrate in vivid colors
and patterns and the many symbols, shapes, and natural wonders
from around the world. (p. 36, American
Folk Art for Kids)
In chapter three, Panchyk takes
the reader through the vast world of decorative arts. Included
are Fraktur (colorful
decorations and letters that accompany text), Painted Furniture,
Rewards of Merit (certificates), the Hex Sign, Stencils, Theorem
Painting, Stoneware and Other Pottery, and Toleware.
Decorative arts continue to be popular today. Although
computers have taken a strong hold in graphic design, traditional
hand-lettered designs and calligraphy are highly esteemed and
valued. Decorative painting and stenciling on walls and on
furniture are also popular, as a trip to your favorite craft
store promotes endless creative approaches and opportunities.
I found the history about the Hex Sign in this chapter informative.
It brought light to its connection with witches, and the connotation
behind 'putting a hex' on someone. The use of the hex
sign by the Pennsylvania
Dutch in the mid-1800s on their barns and later in advertisements
undoubtedly made superstition run rampant.
There seems to
be a disagreement among experts though; some believe the
hex signs were used to ward off evil spirits and witches, while
and
others think they were made just for decoration. Some think
the word
hex is rooted in the German word hexe,
meaning witch. Panchyk notes that the symbols commonly used
in hex signs (stars
and rosettes) "have been used by people for thousands
of years and have religious significance." His conclusions: "The
hex signs were probably made for a combination of both reasons
— beauty and superstition."
Online:
Smithsonian
Institution
A repository for the United States treasures, including antiques and
folk art. •
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Folk
Painting and Drawing Posted
May-18-2005
Theme Week: Folk Art
The first folk art mediums Panchyk mentions in his
book (chapter two) are painting and drawing. Keeping in mind
that folk artists are typically those who have little or
no formal artistic training, it's interesting to note the
different names / classifications most folk painting falls
into. From pages 12-13:
Outsider Art: Any art that is made outside
the regular process that academic artists follow, such as
attending art school,
showing their work at galleries, and having contact with
many other artists.
Self-taught Artist: Anyone who creates
art but who has not had formal training.
Visionary Art: Art that is created from
a dream or vision that the artist has had.
Primitive Art: Unrefined or naive art that
has childlike qualities.
Art Brut (or "raw art"):
Art that is made mostly by outsiders.
It's not surprising that many folk artists are quite talented
— to the extent that having 'academic artistic training' doesn't
even matter. Some folk artists go on to become
quite famous. Two well-known folk artists mentioned
in chapter two were Grandma Moses and
Howard
Finster.
Online:
Intuit:
The Center for Intuitive & Outsider Art
"Established as a nonprofit organization to recognize
the creative work of individuals who demonstrate little influence
from the
mainstream art world — artists who instead seem motivated
by their unique personal visions." •
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Origins
of Folk Art Posted
May-17-2005
Theme Week: Folk Art
What is Folk Art? Richard Panchyk notes in his introduction
to American
Folk Art for Kids:
Folk art is all about taking something ordinary and making
it extraordinary. The old man uses some wood and his imagination
to make colorful toys. The woman recycles his garbage to make
more artworks.
"Folk" is described in the Merriam-Webster Dictionary
as "relating
to, or originating among the common people." For this
discussion, art is "1 : a skill
acquired by experience or study, and 4 : the
use of skill
and
imagination in the production of things of beauty."
Where did art have its roots? Chapter
one begins:
When the
first art was made, there were no museums, no art schools,
and no
art
supply
stores.
Our early
ancestors
created
small gray stone sculptures using only basic tools. As
time passed, art became more colorful and sophisticated.
Ice Age
people, ... decorated the walls of their cave homes. Using
natural pigments
found in berries and stones to "paint" their designs, they
created paintings of deer and horses, and they sometimes
left behind human handprints. (2)
Panchyk goes on to discuss the discovery of clay (8,000 to
6,000 B.C.) and the utilitarian use of it for pots, bowls,
and storage
items as being one of the first forms of art.
The invention of pottery and textiles lent itself to the use
of decoration and geometric designs, which grew in popularity
as "agriculture thrived and tiny villages grew into
bustling towns."
Folk art emerged as the number of artists and craftspeople
grew. "By the 13th and 14th centuries, many had begun
to form
guilds (groups that set rules and quality guidelines
for particular crafts)." The most experienced artists
became known as masters, and their students were apprentices.
Those
who weren't trained as artists but still painted and decorated
as amateurs became the first folk artists. And according to
Panchyk, "The first true American folk art was created
by Native Americans."
Online:
Folk Art Society of America
Founded in 1987, this non-profit organization advocates
the "discovery,
study, documentation, preservation, and exhibition of
folk art, folk artists, and folk art environments." •
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That's
Not All, Folks! Posted
May-16-2005
Theme Week: Folk Art
Last year I read an awesome book by Richard Panchyk
titled American
Folk Art for Kids. In my review
I mused, "Don't be mislead by the book's title — creative
adults will enjoy this book too."
I
certainly enjoyed the book, not only for its educational
value, but because it included 21 activities that
complemented
each chapter. For instance, chapter two (Folk Painting
and Drawing) featured a Reverse Painting on Glass, Calligraphy
Bird, and Spencerian Letter activity designed to make application
of what was communicated through the chapter — serendipitously
deepening the appreciation for the creative folk art forms
discussed.
The book is really filled with tons of folk art treasure.
So much that I decided to revisit a few gems and devote
the week to showcasing
some cool folk art sites I've discovered online.
For now, you can get an overview of the book at Amazon. •
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Nit
Wits #18: Exercuses Posted
May-15-2005
Non-workoutation rationalization.
Well, you didn't just think I'd throw that idea
away, did you? •
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Subconscious
Exercuses Posted
May-14-2005
ex·er·cuse n :
a lame reason for not exercising.
The funniest
thing happened yesterday while I was typing out the word exercise.
Instead of keying an "i", my
finger inadvertently hit the "u".
I paused for a moment to see a brand new word before
my eyes: exercuse. And then I laughed.
My typing blunder contained a heaping load of irony. Do these
exercising excuses ring a bell?
"I don't have time / motivation / energy / left over
in my day to exercise."
"Exercise is too hard / boring / tiring."
"I have too much to do today and can't fit it in."
"I need to get more exercise, but..."
It was no coincidence that I was pushing my own "daily"
workout further into the day when this happened. Subconscious
prompting? Hmmmm... •
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Hi,
Big Brother Posted
May-13-2005
SIBLING RIVALRY
bring on the cavalry
big boy
little girl
five years apart
continents away
jealousy and contempt.
CEASE FIRE
neutral territory
adolescent teen
big girl
five years apart
countries away
peace negotiates.
BROTHER AND SISTER
growing to understand
young man
young woman
five years apart
life in common
family at last. •
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Expanding
Edge of Consciousness Posted
May-12-2005
"An artist paints, dances, draws, writes, designs,
or acts at the expanding edge of consciousness. We press into
the unknown rather than the known. This makes life lovely and
lively.” — Julia Cameron, Letters to a Young
Artist •
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Lesson:
How to Draw a Reflective Mirror Posted
May-11-2005
This was my first attempt at mirroring an image from a looking
glass point of view. It wasn't just a simple matter of flipping
my artwork — I had to
draw a front and back version of a mirror and then position it correctly, perspectively
speaking. ...
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Mother's
Day Posted
May-10-2005
She lived through an era when families were created.
She was four of four.
Something tragic happened along the way.
The mother-goddess reserved love and cast her out with stone.
The child grew into an adult body.
The child had offspring of her own.
The child longed for the mother love
and repeated the mother-goddess pattern
upon her own.
The offspring void of mother’s love
went on to create their own.
The child grew into old age
never healed from the wounds.
Mistook the void-o-love
construed it into --------.
The offspring wept for mother's love
determined to give their own.
The pattern shattered into fragments
and shards of love were sown. •
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The
KEY to Making
a Diamond Kite Posted
May-9-2005
Just
like Benjamin Franklin used to.
I
was six years old when I learned about the relationship between
kite flying and the month of May. It came from the
calendars hanging high on the wall above the blackboard in
our first grade classroom. Each month expressed a theme:
January had Cupid. February had Valentine hearts. April had
umbrellas.
And May had kites. I never forgot the diamond-shaped kite
with the flowing tail gracing the month of May.That's how
I remember when kite season begins.
Through the years I’ve flown my share of cheap plastic
and nylon kites. I’ve had diamond-shaped kites and
triangle-shaped kites (triangles fly the best!).
I made my own circle kite in a junior high school workshop.
I managed to get it in the air, but there was something extremely
disappointing
about it.
Like Charlie Brown, some of my kites ended up in trees.
I remember a brand-new red triangle kite with big sticker
eyes and yellow flames decorating it. Within minutes of its
virgin soar, it was eaten by the maple tree in our
front yard. That’s
when I realized that kites shouldn’t be flown so close
to home.
I lost another kite when I listened to a respected adult
tell me to “let the string go and chase it.” I
didn’t run fast enough. My last glimpse was seeing
it soar high towards kite heaven. I prayed with all my might
that it didn’t come down somewhere a mile later and
wreak havoc. I fearfully peeked at the newspaper headlines
the next day and was relieved that I was in the clear.
I still love kites and the free spirit-ness they promote.
When I see the new store displays of cheap plastic kites
and cores of string during spring, I impulsively add them
to my cart. There is such childlike joy in finding an empty
field on a breezy day and getting that thing high into the
air. It may last only a flight or two, but the experience
takes me to a place of wonderment and deepens my appreciation
for simple pleasures. Learn
how to make your own kite ...
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Hardscaping Posted
May-8-2005
Daaaahling, the Japanese
Arbor goes over there...
A new word
exists for 'the action' of accenting your backyard
with
waterfalls,
trellises,
fake
rocks, fences,
paths, and
gardens — and it's no longer called landscaping. According to HGTV,
building your yard with such exquisite items is called "Hardscaping."
Why
settle for small gardens and pinwheel flowers when you can
give your
yard a complete makeover with tumbling waterfalls,
elegant flagstone patios, sunken dining rooms, landscape
lighting, and tile-accented pergolas? Landscape art, this is,
using a plain green-grassed yard like a blank canvas.
Very cool stuff, indeed. Outdoor decorating enthusiasts
will love this one. ...
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A
Mirror's Mirror Posted
May-7-2005
In a mirrored world.
Imagine. A looking glass decides she's going to go
out for the evening. Just before heading out the front door,
she checks herself over one last time in the hallway mirror.
You didn't think a mirror's mirror wouldn't look like them,
did you? •
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Antsy
Competition Posted
May-6-2005
A drawing contest with prizes. And nobody
gets judged on their skills! Thousands will see it, few will
enter.
See
the
results
of the contest that originated as a teeny seed in my
mind. 'If you build it', ants will come.
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CULTural
Expectations Posted
May-4-2005
Life in the United States is different than life in other
countries.
How different all of our lives would be if we were just born
somewhere else.
If I were born and raised in some European nation where my
grandparents emigrated from instead of the Chicago suburbs
where they immigrated to, I would be speaking another language,
perhaps looking at America as the land of great opportunity.
Maybe standing in line for food.
All cultures seem to have expectations though.
I only know the American perspective.
Some of those expectations arise out of traditional family
and religious values. Others come from demanding economic times.
Still, others are peer and media-enforced.
Worship God, go to college, get married, have kids.
Exercise, eat right, don’t smoke, get checked.
Continue your education, don’t judge others, play the
field, don’t spank.
Volunteer, mind your own business, get a divorce, discipline
your children.
Get Botox, nip and tuck, dye this, surgery that.
I wonder what it would be like alone on an island.
Where expectations are washed away into the ocean’s
currents.
No social, political, or religious expectations.
Being one with the home that is forgotten. Quiet. •
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A
MAGnificent Display Posted
May-3-2005
The Creativity Portal (creativity-portal.com) was named one
of the
101
Best Web Sites for Writers by Writer's
Digest magazine
(May 2005). How cool is that? The article by Robin M.
Hampton noted, "Here's our seventh annual listing for
the 101 best sites for writers. We read more than 400 nominations,
visited the sites and chose our favorites in 12 categories." ...
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A
Sap for the Soup Posted
May-2-2005
SOUF for Robert Newton Peck Fans...
It's been YEARS since I opened
a can of Campbell's Soup. Ah, they've got the branding sewn up
in the
soup aisle.
That
can't-miss
half-red, half-white (or is it half-white, half-red?) can
with the gold buttony thing holding both sides of the label
together. And those rosy-cheeked kids.
Campbell's Soup has been around forever. I bet it was the
first soup invented. Well, I supposed I could find out de-factos
on their Web
site.
*opens browser*
Yup, can you guess what colors the Web site is?
Oh, now I remember what I was going to say. The soup. That
Chicken Noodle Soup in particular...
I blame it on that commercial. That snooty guy with
the British accent with the kids... "What do you like
to eat?" He asks.
"Macaroni and cheese!" <SLURP>
"Hot dogs!" <SLURP>
Long, wet stringy soup noodles wiggling their way into the
hungry kids' mouths. Drips of slurpy chickeny broth EVERYWHERE.
I've never seen such a messy display look so fun.
The message: Kids *say* hot dogs and macaroni and cheese are
their favorite, but they're mopping up Campbell's Chicken Noodle
Soup with enthusiastic glee. For the commercial, that is. "Give
'em what they love" accent man smarms.
Darn that commercial. I bought four cans of that Chicken Noodle
Soup last week. Three cans are gone. I'm looking at the empty
bowl to my left with only a small puddle of that kid-soupy-goodness
left. One can left in the cupboard...
I kid you not, I'm six years old again when I eat
that soup. I've been caught in a marketing trap and I don't
know how to get out.
At least this time I remembered to add the extra can
of water. *shrug*
<SLURP> •
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Planting
a Novelty Patch Posted
May-1-2005
Spring Fever is a notorious catalyst for creativity 'round here. Or could it
be the effects of my transdermal Creativity
Patch? Whatever the case, the original Mirecle33 patch planted itself into
some fertile soil and quickly cropulated my virtual garden with an abundance
of
other
novelty fun. This time, the clip
is in the art. •
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